Happy Cinco de Mayo. I always appreciated that the whole country threw a margarita and nacho-filled birthday party for me. I’m taking the day off and celebrating all that is good in my life, and that is a lot. Usually I go for the salt-rimmed, tequila ladened glass of cheer. However I found this article and figured why wait 5 years for the pill when I can break out a bottle of red right now and get a head start on stopping the aging process.